Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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