Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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