My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
