You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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