I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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