My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She tied me up with her honor cords...
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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