can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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