i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
