Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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