If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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