this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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