is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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