think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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