Yo dont text me then not text me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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