Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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