so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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