I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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