His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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