Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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