ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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