I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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