i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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