16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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