Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
