i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize