You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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