Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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