im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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