it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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