I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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