I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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