So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Randomize