I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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