My Higher Power is John Stamos
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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