just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Randomize
