Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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