help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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