we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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