seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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