So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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