I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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