guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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