That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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