How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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