I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Damn victory sex feels great
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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