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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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