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  I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours

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• Try realizing you fucking a legal age girl that was not born yet when you graduated from high school.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 8, 13 at 12:12am

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• Star Tours will have it's 21st anniversary this month on the 12th. So, there's a four year range for hopefully legal hookups.

  Submitted by gingerknowsbest on Apr 8, 13 at 12:21am

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  • Except that Star Tours opened in 1987. That's 26 years.

    Submitted by 310/951/805 on Apr 8, 13 at 12:34am

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• Star tours? This leads me to think he's talking about jail bait.

  Submitted by roughnecked7 on Apr 7, 13 at 11:16pm

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