I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
