I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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