they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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