i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Randomize
