Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Farmville is her only friend.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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